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*SatanXellis:iconSatanXellis:

My Morals Decline Daily! X3  
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Now Accepting Writing Challenges!

Journal Entry: Sun Aug 17, 2008, 3:13 AM
  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: Subarashiki Kono Sekai + TWEWY Soundtrack
  • Reading: Random and WRONG things. O_o'
  • Watching: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
  • Playing: FFVII Crisis Core!! IN ENGLISH!! I LOVE FFVII!!
  • Eating: Dead babies... J/K!! XD I only eat LIVE ones!
  • Drinking: PEPSI!!! I'm drinking like I want diabities!
"All in all, I’m excited. I’m really feeling like I’ve accomplished something in my completed challenges. They were well received, even the Death Note one, and I have to say that it pleases my perfectionist side. That and I’m trying to get as much writing done before I’m not allowed to for 10 weeks… but, seeing as my own original stories and special projects aren’t getting much inspiration, I figured I’d write for other people. ^_^ " -From my previous journal entry.

So, come one, come all! Capitalize on my misfortune!

Rules are as follows:

1 – All challenges must be posted to me via a note and include all needed information. Don’t leave comments on my page because I won’t be looking there for challenges and, should I find them in anything but a note, I’m not obligated to consider the challenge.

2 – Not all challenges must be met with a return piece but extensive or difficult ones may require some sort of compensation in writing, drawing or other composition. Upon receiving challenges of a difficult nature or a long duration, I will contact you if I wish for reimbursement for my work.

3 – I will accept challenges of any rating as long as it is a fandom I’m at least a bit familiar with so, when submitting a challenge, please give me a few options to choose from with your favorite first and in descending order from there. I understand that I will need to do research on most stories but I’m not willing to completely start from scratch on learning a series to write a single story. Now, if I say that I don’t know the any of the series you’ve requested then give me something else to try. It’s not that I’m trying to be lazy but rather that I only have such limited time to do these in.

4 – If there is a specific pairing and/or idea(s) you want incorporated into the story, please note them in the challenge request in as much detail as possible. Please also follow the seme/uke format of pairs noting. Please be sure to include all pertinent information as to details of coupling, theme, mood, items involved, places, other characters that you may want in the story and/or anything else that you may wish to see specifically. On the flip side of this, I will not accept challenges such as, “OMG!!! I’s wants to see “Character A” totally FUXXORZ “Character B”!” or “Have “Character A” rape “Character B”!! I want to see that!” These request are non-helpful and not at all attractive to me.

5 - Make your wants fully known in the request. Don’t come to me to change your mind after I’ve accepted your challenge or I’ll ask for a return piece in exchange for starting over as well as when I finish your challenge. If I have yet to tell you that I’ve accepted your challenge, then send a note containing your new challenge with your DA name in the subject as well as “Challenge Update” so I can find and disregard your previous challenge otherwise I will count that first challenge as valid and put off your second until I do a few challenges for others.

6 – Be civil in your requests. I don’t take well to demands and I don’t take well to begging either. If I have yet to get back to you on a challenge, either to accept or deny it, then please give me time. I will be sure to get word to you as soon as I can.

7 – As much as I will be working hard on these challenges, I do need a bit of time to write anything worthwhile to read so, please, give me time to work. I will be doing my best to weave your stories quickly and wonderfully but don’t nag. It only detracts from my writing. Also, I will try to give you all an accurate approximation of how long it will take but these things are subject to change because of factors such as my job, emergencies and unforeseen events. So, please understand that things may come along faster or slower depending.

Now, that said, if you should like to request something of me, I will be more than happy to consider all serious requests! ^_^ Give me a try and if you don’t like my writing then you’ve lost nothing, right? The Satan Xellis Writing Challenge is hereby officially OPEN!

Devious Information

  • Current Age: I believe I am 22 in this incarnation... Damn, can I just stop getting older now?
  • Current Residence: HELL!! MWAHAHAHA!! ... Er... I mean, USA... T_T
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Satan-sized...?
  • Print preference: Leaving none behind, of course!
  • Interests: Damning the wretched souls of sinners! ^_^' And by that I clearly meant playing video games...
  • Favourite movie: FINAL FANTASY VII ADVENT CHILDREN BECAUSE I'M RETARDED FOR ANYTHING FF!!!
  • Favourite band or musician: I think that it's Bump of Chicken, Sugizo with the Spank Your Juice as well as Monkey Humping.
  • Favourite genre of music: ... ANYthing except for country... It is used as torture for the most terrible people in hell...
  • Favourite artist: Let's see... Nomura Tetsuya! He's GOD to me! And Murakami Maki!!
  • Favourite poet or writer: I think it'd have to be Takaya Natsuki and Suzuki Koji! (Weird combination, isn't it?)
  • Favourite photographer: I like the work of those people who used to photograph dead people like they were sleeping...
  • Favourite style of art: CGing becuase (though I suck at everything) I'm marginally better at it...
  • Operating System: I use Windows XP because Bill Gates is as good as mine when he dies... Microsoft is evil...
  • MP3 player of choice: The PSP because it is the most perfect portable gaming console EVER!! It does EVERYTHING!!!
  • Shell of choice: I like the orange M&M shell...
  • Wallpaper of choice: ... Uh... Well... it involves Dante... and no clothes... SEKUSHI!!!
  • Skin of choice: The kind that's all smooth and soft and tan!
  • Favourite game: Oh, I'd have to go with the whole Final Fantasy series! Even Satan loves a good RPG!
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3!! I WILL HAVE ONE IF IT'S THE SECOND TO LAST THING I DO!!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Tough one... Well, it's a tie between Shuichi from Grav., L from Death Note, and Nny from JtHM.
  • Personal Quote: "How may I screw you?"
  • Tools of the Trade: ... I don't suppose you mean tools of torture do you? <_< >_> (Shifty eyes!)

Devious Comments

~Warlich:iconWarlich: Sep 24, 2008, 6:15:10 PM
hay, ive tryed to call you, it seems your busy or something.

what would be a good time to try to get ahold of you (just tell me if your referring to my item or your time)

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Thrym commands more Beer NOW!!!!
~Warlich:iconWarlich: Sep 3, 2008, 8:18:39 PM
sorry, looks like i got disconnected because i used up most of my time, if you wanna call back tonight by 12 its kool, but if not thats kool, ill talk to you in a few days (if you can give me a more specific time in the future that will be good, because i tend to be busy during the day) but otherwise guess ill ttyl, it was really great hearing from you again. laters

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Thrym commands more Beer NOW!!!!
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~Warlich:iconWarlich: Apr 27, 2008, 8:50:18 PM
holy shit, like 2 months and no comments, no one on the net loves you...

but i still care enough to drop in and give you a reason to live. haven't herd from you in a while. so hows life?

(keep in mine ive been drinking beer at some random party for the past hour and a half)

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Thrym commands more Beer NOW!!!!
~Satans-Assistant:iconSatans-Assistant: Feb 26, 2008, 5:13:27 PM
Are you alive? Did you get my notes? If not happy birthday and I hope you liked your presents. Do you want anything from here? We miss you.
~Warlich:iconWarlich: Jan 10, 2008, 5:25:58 PM Mood: Mesmerized
happy late birthday, and oh ya, Booger butt!!!

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Thrym commands more Beer NOW!!!!
~tenshikerri:icontenshikerri: Jan 7, 2008, 9:41:59 AM
it was your birthday yesterday and i missed it. because i have a shitty phone. can you ever forgive me. i am pretty much trying to wish you happy bday every which way i can. i sent you a text, left a myspace comment, and now im stopping through at da since i know you come here usually though it says you've been offline for several weeks. you dirty bitch!!!!! anyways, i may try to actually call you a little later when i have time. i am the sole operator for the entire University of Missouri today since the regular operators called in sick and the phone only stays quiet for so long.

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You think the things you desire are beautiful; they shine even brighter when you can't reach them--"Moments" by Ayumi Hamasaki
~Warlich:iconWarlich: Oct 19, 2007, 4:58:06 PM
you picked it, now you have to flick it. (this is my modern philosophy)

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Thrym commands more Beer NOW!!!!
~Warlich:iconWarlich: Oct 18, 2007, 7:15:28 PM
ok, when i get a phone card or long distence here ill give you a ring, i think youll like how ive evolved over the years

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Thrym commands more Beer NOW!!!!
*SatanXellis:iconSatanXellis: Oct 18, 2007, 2:54:17 PM
Yeah, I'm always working these days. I don't even get to hang out with friends that much because of my work schedule. Fucking boss is working me like a goddamn slave. She needs to hire more people but she's taking her sweet fucking time and making everyone working for her suffer. And, no, if you're referring to the "Official Beta-Tester" at the top of my DA page, that isn't in reference to video games. I'm a DA beta tester though I do beta some video games but not for profit. I just get the beta's a bit earlier than the general public gets the demos. I can't really talk much about it as I did sign waivers. But anyway, I could see you working for Nasa! That'd be kick-ass! Oh, and my phone number is (206) 697-0152. I'm always working and stuff so I'm much better at replying to texts than getting calls, just so you know. I'll be looking forward to hearing from you soon! ^_^ Ja, matta ne!

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Satan Loveses You! ... in a totally platonic way, of course...

"What I wouldn't give to be able to pee my name in cursive in the snow... *sigh...*"
~Warlich:iconWarlich: Oct 12, 2007, 8:32:19 PM
well i have too much free time, a paranoid disposition, and no one to hang out with here, so im doing good (Playing Shut-in is fun) but aside for that ya, ive been trying to contact you for a while but as i said before your as easy to catch as A Chimp on Speed, so you Beta test game for a living (i assume) if so, fuck you, you stole my dream from me, i guess this means that im going to have to get a job with nasa hunting extra solar planets. but its good to be able to contact someone who i havent seen in atleast 5 years, if you have a phone can i call you some time?

Thats all i have to say, i now go back to Playing snes hacks and Lip-fucking the rest of my bud light later

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Thrym commands more Beer NOW!!!!
*SatanXellis:iconSatanXellis: Oct 10, 2007, 3:04:51 PM Mood: Hysterical
O_O He was at Benaroya Hall in Seattle too! I fucking missed it because I had to work and I would have had a seat too! >_< A guy from the Stennis, a ship over here, wanted to take me damn if he wasn't cute enough to make me agree on the spot. And then my boss decided she needed me to work! :fork: I WAS SO PISSED!!!!

But yeah, when I thought I was going I couldn't stop thinking of how I would have rather gone with you. T_T Have fun though and tell me about it, okay?

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Satan Loveses You! ... in a totally platonic way, of course...

"What I wouldn't give to be able to pee my name in cursive in the snow... *sigh...*
*SatanXellis:iconSatanXellis: Oct 10, 2007, 2:38:02 PM Mood: Obsessed
Yes, I tend to do that... subconciously by the way. I've been hiding from the government in plain sight by working for them stateside and so far so good. There have been some close calls though so I was on the lamb... and by on the lamb, I mean I was avoiding the internet. ^_^ So, how are you? What've you been up to? Catch me up!

By the way, it's always easier to get ahold of me here on DA than through e-mail, just so you know. I tend to check this every month at least once or twice.

Much Love from Satan

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Satan Loveses You! ... in a totally platonic way, of course...

"What I wouldn't give to be able to pee my name in cursive in the snow... *sigh...*
*SatanXellis:iconSatanXellis: Oct 5, 2007, 1:17:41 PM
Well, yeah, but my staying up all the time is a mixture of effects from having an unusually high metabolism, insomnia and far too much caffine and carbohydrates in my diet... Your is... well... I have no idea what yours is... probably lack of enough time to sleep. >_> And I actually read the 7th Harry Potter book last month in only 2 days worth of reading (And I had to be at work both those days too and there's no reading books at my work! HAH!). I've decided the epilogue was a total half-assed job but other than that it was a good, albeit sad near , read. I have a one shot I'm working on for post 7th book... totally disregarding the epilogue, of course. What did you think of it? Crap! Gotta go for now...

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Satan Loveses You! ... in a totally platonic way, of course...

"What I wouldn't give to be able to pee my name in cursive in the snow... *sigh...*
~Warlich:iconWarlich: Sep 22, 2007, 1:52:23 AM Mood: Tired
You should send me an e-mail some time, ive been trying to get ahold of you for a while now (considering ive talked to allmost every one from japan except you). so how are things with you are Anyways

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Thrym commands more Beer NOW!!!!
~tenshikerri:icontenshikerri: Sep 11, 2007, 9:38:59 PM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My mom and I are going to see Carlin in November! He is bringing his stand up to the auditorium of my school's main admin building. I am so psyched. Got the tickets in the mail this week and we have front balcony seats. All the good floor seats were taken but I suspicion me that the local NPR station is keeping their greasy mitts on some of the better seats to auction off during fall pledge drive.

Anyway I thought fondly of you when I called up the box office to get the tickets and wished I could be asking for 3 instead of just 2. *sobbies*

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You think the things you desire are beautiful; they shine even brighter when you can't reach them--"Moments" by Ayumi Hamasaki
~Warlich:iconWarlich: Sep 11, 2007, 2:39:20 PM
you are hard as hell to get ahold of
~Satans-Assistant:iconSatans-Assistant: Aug 15, 2007, 10:02:55 AM
So says the insomniac, practice what you preach chica. And anyway it's not my idea an I do sleep. so nyah.
*SatanXellis:iconSatanXellis: Aug 13, 2007, 7:55:33 PM
Blarg! Die zombie freak! ... Oh wait, it's just you, Jen... JEEBUS!! Get some fucking sleep! Anyway, no, I haven't read the last Harry Potter book yet and I haven't played FFI on PSP yet but I've been poor and busy and homicidal so that explains why... Anyway, I'll be writing a journal soon to explain all of that. I've got to go for now though. SLEEP!

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Satan Loveses You! ... in a totally platonic way, of course...

"What I wouldn't give to be able to pee my name in cursive in the snow... *sigh...*
~Satans-Assistant:iconSatans-Assistant: Jul 25, 2007, 3:12:41 PM
They're getting married on Sept. 1st. Do you want their e-mail? Some guy called my cell, getting the wrong number and then asked if he could call me some time. I couldn't be mean and said okay and then seriously regreted it. I mean what if he's like the last guy? I told Dad because he was awake and he tried to block my phone for me. I'm thinking I want to make new friends, but this is exactly why I'm shy which sucks. I realy need to work out maybe it'll even out my hormones. Sorry if this sounds all weird but I'm typing this with littlw sleep. Did you read the last book of Harry Potteer yet? Jackie and i are thinking of staying an extra day or two after lacy's and bunny's wedding to look around apart of Iowa and go shopping. They have a cemetary and jackie is so thrilled. Did you get Final Fantasy on PSP yet, I did but have yet to play because of my other game harvest moon on psp it goes by another name ut i'm too tired to type. see ya later
*SatanXellis:iconSatanXellis: Jul 24, 2007, 4:54:19 PM
I forget, when exactly are they getting married. I thought I had kept the e-mail but I can't find it again... >_> I hope you guys can make it though!

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Satan Loveses You! ... in a totally platonic way, of course...

"What I wouldn't give to be able to pee my name in cursive in the snow... *sigh...*
~Satans-Assistant:iconSatans-Assistant: Jul 24, 2007, 7:42:51 AM
I don't know what you mean, in a state of confusion and panic at the moment. I also have one thing on my mind right now and that's making it to Lacey's and Bunny's wedding. I hope that I give more time to plan next years trip to visit you and Shawnna, maybe in September.